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July 1, The Largest Hash Run in Canada
July 1, 2017 — Canada is celebrating our 150th Birthday this year, so the Calgary Hash House Harriers are inviting every hash to run at the same time on July 1st, Canada Day.

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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

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On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

White Powder Mystery in the Caribbean

George Town, Cayman Islands — Chief Inspector Claudia Brady is seeking the public's assistance in identifying three individuals spotted dumping white powdery substances along various streets in George Town.

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Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#1917 - Break Baby Out - A Special Tutu Run - 7:00pm Monday, May 22
Hares: Hot Cheeks & Granny Panties
Where: Lighthouse Pub, 1140 - 137 Avenue SE
What: Let's break this kid out - he (she's) been on the inside for too long - the 9 month sentence is about over, but the 18 yr probation is just beginning and the warden is expected to fund it all!
#1918 - Monica Spewinski Blue Dress Run - 7:00pm Monday, May 29
Hares: Dr Fill & Buried Pleasure
#1919 - 7:00pm Monday, June 5
Hares: Wet Spot and Menage a Trois
#1920 - 7:00pm Monday, June 12
#1921 - 7:00pm Monday, June 19
Hares: Lost in Space
#1922 - School's Out! - 7:00pm Monday, June 26
Hares: PMS, Abandoned Pussy and Hot Cheeks
#1923 - The Largest Hash Run in Canada... Happy 150! - 12:00pm Saturday, July 1
Hares: Twisted Sister, Hardly (Calgary hares)
Notes: We are inviting every hash group in Canada to have their own run on July 1st, Canada Day, starting at the same time across Canada. So... 3 pm in the Maritimes, 2 pm Quebec/Ontario, 1 pm Manitoba/Saskatchewan, Noon in Alberta, 11 am in BC, etc. start. You can have a pre-lube and post-lube if you wish.

MORE INFO, including contacts and how to order a T-Shirt is here

#1924 - 7:00pm Monday, July 3
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
EuroHash 2017 - Friday, July 7 until Sunday, July 9
Hares: Vindobona Hash House Harriers
Where: Vienna, Austria
Notes: More info at
#1925 - 7:00pm Monday, July 10
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
#1926 - Stampede Hash - 2:00pm Saturday, July 15 until Sunday, July 16
Hares: AP will sell you a ticket, Pyro will find you a spot to lay your sleeping bag, Snevil will set our trail and Tight Lips and Dementia will feed us!
#1927 - 7:00pm Monday, July 17
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
Rocky Mountain - 4:00pm Saturday, July 22
Hares: Mmm lady fingers, Cam Shaft and Hot Cheeks
Where: Canmore Nordic Centre, Canmore, AB
On-In: Canmore Legion, Canmore, AB
Cost: $5
2017 InterAmericas Hash - Friday, October 6 until Monday, October 9
Where: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Notes: More info at
16th Pan Asia Hash - Thursday, October 26 until Sunday, October 29
Where: Gangwon Province, Korea
What: The government of Gangwon Province and its people, in collaboration with Hanyang Hash House Harriers & Harriettes, are pleased to extend its invitation to hashers to the city of Sokcho and its surrounds for the first ever major hash event to be held in Korea - the 16th Pan Asia Hash, 2017
Cost: USD $120 or RM540
Notes: More info at

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