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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

Read more.

On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

White Powder Mystery in the Caribbean

George Town, Cayman Islands — Chief Inspector Claudia Brady is seeking the public's assistance in identifying three individuals spotted dumping white powdery substances along various streets in George Town.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#1877 - Mmm...A Classic Laboured Pussy Run - 7:00pm Monday, September 5
Hares: Mmm...Ladyfingers and Abandoned Pussy
Where: Fish Creek Park - Votier Flats Parking lot, take Elbow Drive south till it stops
On-In: Lighthouse Pub, 1140 - 137 Avenue SE
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: $7 steak sandwiches
Notes: Pussies like to get wet, so lots of shiggy!
Last Tyranny Mismanagement Meeting - 7:00pm Wednesday, September 7
Where: Atlantic Trap and Gill, 510 Heritage Drive SW
What: Heart stopping discussions on last minute tasks for Red Dress and the new mismanagement.
#1878 - Fifth Bi-Anal Red Dress Run - 1:30pm Saturday, September 10
Hares: Dr. Fill
Where: Inglewood Community Hall, 1740 24 Avenue SE
What: Wear your best (or worst) red frock in support of AARCS (Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society) The event includes multiple regroups, down-downs, dinner, dance, live & silent auction, limited edition T-shirt
Cost: $69.99 until August 29
$79.99 until Sept. 12
(no guarantee that you'll get a T-shirt)
$35 - Non-Run Muggle Ticket (dinner/dance only, no T-shirt)
Get your ticket for half price! Bring at least 3 non-hashers (people who wouldn't normally come to a red dress). All 4 tickets must be bought at the same time. Eligibility for the discount is at discretion both the Red Dress Chair.
Notes: "" NEW INFO"" RUN TIME HAS CHANGED. CIRCLE UP IS 1:30PM with a 2:00PM START. Dinner and Dance start at 6 pm
#1879 - "Walk another Mile in his Underwear" - 7:00pm Monday, September 12
Hares: Tighty Whitey
#1880 - Lets Erect a Pile of Gomers Erections Run! - 7:00pm Monday, September 19
Hares: Gomer Piles
What: Come see who is going to rule your Mondays for the upcoming year.
#1881 - A Rusty trail - 7:00pm Monday, September 26
Hares: Rusty Dick
What: I think the last time this hare set a trail was in 1881. I hope he still knows how to set a trail.
Cost: $5
#1882 - 7:00pm Monday, October 3
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
#1883 - Thanksgiving Run - 2:00pm Monday, October 10
Hares: Hare and location needed!
#1884 - Yummy Kippers Run - 7:00pm Monday, October 17
Hares: Twisted Sister and Hardly
Where: TBA
#1885 - 7:00pm Monday, October 24
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
Naughty or Naughtier Xmas Party - 7:00pm Saturday, December 10
Where: Inglewood Community Hall, 1740 24 Avenue SE
What: Dinner and Dance
Cost: $49.69 before Nov 1 or $54.69 after
16th Pan Asia Hash - Thursday, October 26 2017 until Sunday, October 29 2017
Where: Gangwon Province, Korea
What: The government of Gangwon Province and its people, in collaboration with Hanyang Hash House Harriers & Harriettes, are pleased to extend its invitation to hashers to the city of Sokcho and its surrounds for the first ever major hash event to be held in Korea - the 16th Pan Asia Hash, 2017
Cost: USD $120 or RM540
Notes: More info at

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