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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

Read more.


On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.


NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.


White Powder Mystery in the Caribbean

George Town, Cayman Islands — Chief Inspector Claudia Brady is seeking the public's assistance in identifying three individuals spotted dumping white powdery substances along various streets in George Town.

Read about it here.


Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#1862 - Anal Proctologist Run! - 7:00pm Monday, May 30
Hares: Dr. Fill and Nurse Buried Pleasure
 
#1863 - Blue Moon? No... Blue Balls! - 7:00pm Monday, June 6
Hares: Blue Balls
Where: Strathos Bar & Grill, 5555 Strathcona Hill SW
 
#1864 - Itty Bitty Titty Run - 7:00pm Monday, June 13
Hares: PMS, Frigid Beaver and Granny Panties
Where: Roosevelt on 17th, 933 - 17 Ave SW
Food & Booze: $18 jugs. Half price flatbreads. Regular Monday specials are $4.5 tall boys and $12 burgers. Check your bill to see if gratuity has been added already
Notes: Trail Elevation Profile
 
Mismanagement Meeting - 7:00pm Thursday, June 16
Where: Hot Cheeks' Cellar Dwelling, 523 Queensland Circle SE
Bring: Lawn Chair and all your grand ideas. Food and beer will be served.
 
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #300 - Milestone Full Moon - 7:00pm Saturday, June 18
Hares: Twisty,Hard On et al
Where: Aunty Frank,Hash Test Dummy Mansion, 1355 56 Ave N.W.
What: Cum celebrate Calgarys Full Moon Hash with their 300th.
Cost: $10.00 for food and down downs. BYOB.Additional cost for Shorts that are pre ordered through Twisty.
Notes: Hear ye hear ye,Milestone number 300 is soon upon us. Run will be followed by the backyard BBQ eats and down downs. Commemorative trash will be ordered. Be there or be square!! Put it on your calendar so you can plan your life around it.
 
#1865 - Lost in Soltice Run! - 7:00pm Monday, June 20
Hares: Lysol and Lost in Space
 
#1866 - School is out for Summer!! - 7:00pm Monday, June 27
Hares: Ms. Spanker, Ms. Cheeks, Ms. Pussy and Ms. Horny
 
#1867 - 7:00pm Monday, July 4
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
 
#1868 - 7:00pm Monday, July 11
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
 
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #301 - Stampede Pre-Lube - 7:00pm Friday, July 15
Hares: Hot Cheeks
Where: Burmis, Alberta
Directions: Take Hwy #22 south of Calgary (Cowboy trail) to Hwy #3 (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes).
  Turn west (right) on Hwy #3 and drive for 5 minutes.
  Turn south (left) on Hwy #507 (Turn off is just past the weigh scales).
  Take Hwy #507 for 2 km.
  Watch for "Stampede Hash" signage on left side of road.
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: Potluck BBQ following run
Bring: BYOB, something for the grill and a side dish to share
Notes: Please let Hot Cheeks know if you are attending
 
#1869 - Stampede Hash and Campout @ Hot Cheeks Retreat in Southern Alberta - 2:00pm Saturday, July 16 until Sunday, July 17
Hares: Snevil and Baby
Where: Burmis, Alberta
Directions: Take Hwy #22 south of Calgary (Cowboy trail) to Hwy #3 (approx. 1 hour and 45 minutes).
  Turn west (right) on Hwy #3 and drive for 5 minutes.
  Turn south (left) on Hwy #507 (Turn off is just past the weigh scales).
  Take Hwy #507 for 2 km.
  Watch for "Stampede Hash" signage on left side of road.
What: Annual hash campout extravaganza! With any luck there will NOT be a Midnight Naked Run this year!
Cost: $49.69 until July 1, $59.69 after July 1 (please pay Hot Cheeks at next weeks run) Cash or Cheque
Special Edition Stampede Hash hoodies will be sold separately!
Food & Booze: Beer, orange food group, an amazing run, beer, dinner (pig roast), beer, trash and breakfast Sunday morning.
Bring: Personal camping supplies, drinking vessel, lawn chair and if you have them, please bring: tarps and extra coolers for food
Notes: FREE camping on site! (out house, no shower, but you can hose yourself down outside, electricity to charge your devices, water on site. Camping on grassed area near cabin an option this year. You may be able to use the water to brush you teeth at a minimal fee. Lol! Just kidding). Dog (on leash) and kid friendly. Please be ready to leave by 2pm to go to run start location.
Friday Evening: Friday night camping is free! Potluck BBQ plus Full Moon Run: (see Hareline for details). Please let Hot Cheeks know if you will be there Friday night.
ALTERNATIVE ACCOMMODATION: 2kms away at Burmis Bed and Bales (Bed and Breakfast). Please contact Becky @ 403-628-2150 for availability. Space is limited so contact sooner than later. :).
If you have questions, please see Hot Cheeks at the next run.
 
#1870 - 7:00pm Monday, July 18
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
 
#1871 - 7:00pm Monday, July 25
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
 
#1878 - Fifth Bi-Anal Red Dress Run - 2:00pm Saturday, September 10
Hares: Dr. Fill
Where: Inglewood Community Hall, 1740 – 24 Avenue SE
What: Wear your best (or worst) red frock in support of AARCS (Alberta Animal Rescue Crew Society) AARCS.ca. The event includes multiple regroups, down-downs, dinner, dance, live & silent auction, limited edition T-shirt
Cost: $69.99 until August 29
$79.99 until Sept. 12
(no guarantee that you'll get a T-shirt)
$35 - Non-Run Muggle Ticket (dinner/dance only, no T-shirt)
Get your ticket for half price! Bring at least 3 non-hashers (people who wouldn't normally come to a red dress). All 4 tickets must be bought at the same time. Eligibility for the discount is at discretion both the Red Dress Chair.
Notes: Dinner and Dance start at 6 pm
 
16th Pan Asia Hash - Thursday, October 26 2017 until Sunday, October 29 2017
Where: Gangwon Province, Korea
What: The government of Gangwon Province and its people, in collaboration with Hanyang Hash House Harriers & Harriettes, are pleased to extend its invitation to hashers to the city of Sokcho and its surrounds for the first ever major hash event to be held in Korea - the 16th Pan Asia Hash, 2017
Cost: USD $120 or RM540
Notes: More info at http://www.panasiahashkorea2017.com
 

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