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A Never-Before-Told Story
April 19 — Today would have been The Lady in Red's 60th birthday had she not been taken from us less than a week from celebrating her 57th birthday. Perhaps you've heard the story about how she accidentally inspired the world's first Red Dress Run.

Read more.

On-On Shit Happens
April 15, Edmonton — Shit Happens passed away peacefully this afternoon with his parents by his side. Somewhere a lake is being formed by the rivers of tears from the people he touched. Thanks to all the friends and family that supported Rob during his final journey. Raise a Black Label and wish him a fond farewell - On-On Shit Happens
Canadian breaks Beer Mile World Record

London, Ontario - Lewis Kent, a fourth-year University of Western Ontario kinesiology student classes has broken the world record for the "beer mile". Read about it at CTV News.

NCIS: New Orleans goes Hashing!

On October 27, NCIS: New Orleans airs "Insane in the Membrane". This episode features the Hash House Harriers' annual Red Dress Run. The run is cut short when a Petty Officer is found dead in the French Quarter.

Read about it here.

White Powder Mystery in the Caribbean

George Town, Cayman Islands — Chief Inspector Claudia Brady is seeking the public's assistance in identifying three individuals spotted dumping white powdery substances along various streets in George Town.

Read about it here.

Fruits of Evil Soaked In Wine
Suck No Evil has revealed the Evils' delicious Sangria recipe.
Get it here!

#1910 - It's our birthdays and we'll drink beer if we want to! - 7:00pm Monday, April 3
Hares: Granny Panties and Lying Sack of Shit
Where: Wild Rose Brewery and Tap House, BUILDING AF23, #2 - 4580 QUESNAY WOOD DR SW
#1911 - 7:00pm Monday, April 10
Hares: Hot Cheeks and Hung Loose
[link] Red Deer Hash Bad Thursday Run - Thursday, April 13
Hares: Chips A Whore, Wee Little Bladder & Sir Cums A Lot
Where: Red Deer, Alberta
What: Come dressed as something or someone BAD
Cost: $25 per head - yeah i said it, it was me and i liked it..alot ($30 after April 4th). Sign up info at
Food & Booze: Beer and beer and beer and shot and beer and shot, or something like that and access to a fucking awesome run. This has been known to have a shitload of hash holds.
Notes: Sign up info at
This is a a pisser so a take a cab to the event type of night You will want to book off Good Friday, oh wait you already have it off, so the evening before show up for a run where we can get a little crazy and bad
[LINK] Full Moon Hash #310 - Pink Moon - 7:00pm Thursday, April 13
Hares: Slit Digger and Jiffy Lube
Where: Slit Digger and Jiffy Lube's Palace on the Ridge, 44 Valley Meadow Cres. NW
Cost: $5
Food & Booze: Light snacks be supplied
Bring: BYOB
Notes: Wear Pink
#1912 - 7:00pm Monday, April 17
Hares: Tightey Whitey & Tight Lips
#1913 - Love is in the Air - Let's do it like Animals! - 7:00pm Monday, April 24
Hares: Shakesbeer and Slow Clap
What: Wear your favorite animal prnts, let your tail hang out or cum as your spirit animal!
#1914 - 7:00pm Monday, May 1
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
#1915 - 7:00pm Monday, May 8
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
[link] Edmonton Annual Red Dress Run - Saturday, May 13
What: This year's run is in support of Refugee Emergency Fund, and Pride Centre of Edmonton
Cost: Register at You must register by April 24th to receive haberdashery
Full Package (run, dinner, dance) - $70 until April 24th. After that it goes up to $85
Run only - $30 Please register by May 8th
Dinner and Dance - $40 Must register by May 8th
Dance only - $25
Haberdashery only - $15
Notes: The theme this year is "Colour Your World" so feel free to dress in rainbow colours or in fun colours!
#1916 - 7:00pm Monday, May 15
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
#1917 - 7:00pm Monday, May 22
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
#1923 - The Largest Hash Run in Canada... Happy 150! - 12:00pm Saturday, July 1
Hares: Twisted Sister, Hardly (Calgary hares)
Notes: We are inviting every hash group in Canada to have their own run on July 1st, Canada Day, starting at the same time across Canada. So... 3 pm in Quebec, 2 pm Ontario, 1 pm Manitoba/Saskatchewan, Noon in Alberta, 11 am in BC, etc. start. You can have a pre-lube and post-lube if you wish.
We are also going to do a t-shirt for every club. We will have a central screening company do the shirt, and add your hash logo on the back. We will have you send your logo to the screening company and orders for t-shirts for your kennel. We will provide all the information when we have the shirt company organized
We will keep you posted on any new information, to have a successful “Largest Hash Run in Canada”.
Please send your contact information to .
EuroHash 2017 - Friday, July 7 until Sunday, July 9
Hares: Vindobona Hash House Harriers
Where: Vienna, Austria
Notes: More info at
#1926 - Stampede Hash - 2:00pm Saturday, July 15 until Sunday, July 16
Hares: You could HARE THIS RUN!
2017 InterAmericas Hash - Friday, October 6 until Monday, October 9
Where: Phoenix, Arizona, USA
Notes: More info at
16th Pan Asia Hash - Thursday, October 26 until Sunday, October 29
Where: Gangwon Province, Korea
What: The government of Gangwon Province and its people, in collaboration with Hanyang Hash House Harriers & Harriettes, are pleased to extend its invitation to hashers to the city of Sokcho and its surrounds for the first ever major hash event to be held in Korea - the 16th Pan Asia Hash, 2017
Cost: USD $120 or RM540
Notes: More info at

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